Engineering¶

David L. Akin

Everything is linear if plotted log-log with a fat magic marker.

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QA Engineer walks into a bar and he orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

Edwin R. Fisher before a Congress committee, 1978

In God we trust, others must provide data.